Baile na Martra · Co. Cork
An East Cork village strung along the N25 with a ruined Desmond tower house, a five-star resort grown out of an 18th-century country house, and a riverside pub that the hotel went and bought.
Castlemartyr is a real village, not just a hotel with a postcode, though the hotel is the loudest thing about it. Around 1,600 people live in the village and the farmland around it. It runs along the N25 in a single main street with a couple of pubs, a small supermarket, a greengrocer, a GAA club and two churches - St Joseph's Roman Catholic, built around 1860, and St Anne's Church of Ireland, older, around 1731. This is East Cork dairy country, good flat land, and the village has the unhurried feel of a place that does its business and lets the traffic pass through.
The castle gives the place its name. The tower house you see the stump of was put up around 1420 by the FitzGeralds, Earls of Desmond. It changed hands the way Munster castles did - Sir Henry Sidney took it in 1575, Walter Raleigh held the lands briefly, and in 1602 Richard Boyle, the Great Earl of Cork, bought the lot. It was knocked about badly in the wars of the 1640s and left a ruin. The Boyle and later Shannon family built a country house beside it in the 18th century, and that house, much extended, is the resort you book today.
There is a popular local story that the first castle here was a Knights Templar foundation of 1210 under Strongbow. Treat that one with a pinch of salt - it makes a good line for a brochure but the hard architectural evidence is the FitzGerald tower of the 1400s. What is not in doubt is the wood. Castlemartyr Wood, managed by Coillte, sits on the edge of the village along the Kiltha River, with a lake and the remains of estate planting - the genuinely public bit of the demesne, free and open, where the resort grounds are not.
So the honest read: if you are staying at the resort, you have a two-Michelin-star restaurant and a castle ruin in your back garden and you do not need this letter. If you are passing, the village earns a stop for the wood and a pint at the Hunted Hog over the river. Either way Midleton, ten minutes west, is where East Cork actually does its shopping and drinking, and the Jameson distillery and the Saturday market are there.