The club that holds the place together
Crettyard GAA
Crettyard GAA was formed in 1960 from the amalgamation of two smaller clubs, Fairymount and Tolerton. The new club started well, taking the Laois Junior championship in 1961 and the Intermediate in 1965. The Intermediate title came back in 1976, 1984, and again in 2005 - and in that 2005 season the club went on to win the Leinster Intermediate Club Football Championship, an extraordinary run for a borderland hamlet. They took the county Intermediate again in 2024. The grounds at Moscow, near Newtown, were bought in the 1980s and now carry two full pitches, inter-county-standard floodlights and parking for several hundred cars. The colours are green, white and gold.
Two more reasons the place punches above its size
The ladies and the runners
Crettyard Ladies football club was formed in 1974 and has won county titles across the grades, supplying players to the Laois county team and producing several All Star winners. A short walk away, behind Mayo churchyard at Monavea, St Abban's Athletic Club has been going since 1955. It runs a 400 m cinder track with tartan run-ups for the field events and a 1.4 km loop, and over the decades it has sent athletes to international level. For a scatter of houses on the Kilkenny line, that is a lot of sport per acre.
Doonane, Wolfhill and the worked-out seams
Coal country
This corner of south Laois sits on the northern lip of the Leinster coalfield, the same Castlecomer plateau that gave Kilkenny its mining towns. The seams around Doonane and Wolfhill were worked for centuries - the Jarrow seam ran deep under the older, exhausted Three-Foot seam - and during the First World War a rail line was even pushed out from Athy to Wolfhill via Ballylinan to carry the coal. The 1740 steam pump at Doonane is claimed as the first in Ireland. Commercial mining in the wider field ended in 1969. The Castlecomer Discovery Park over the border tells the story properly; here it survives in the parish name of Doonane and the lie of the land.