Castlemaine · Co. Kerry
The hinge between two peninsulas, claimed by an Australian ballad.
Castlemaine is the village you pass through on the way to somewhere else, and that is the most honest thing you can say about it. It sits at the head of Castlemaine Harbour, where the River Maine empties into Dingle Bay, and it is the bridging point between the Iveragh peninsula to the south and the Dingle peninsula to the north. Take the N70 and you are on the Ring of Kerry. Take the R561 and you are on the road to Inch, Annascaul, Dingle. Most cars do not stop. The petrol station and the pub are doing fine all the same.
The fame of the place is borrowed. The Wild Colonial Boy, the Australian-Irish bushranger ballad, has the line "born and raised in Ireland, in a place called Castlemaine" - and a long argument about whether it is this Castlemaine or the one in Victoria. The Kerry village has the better story, the longer Irish, and now a bronze statue in the centre of the village put up in 2019. The Australian Castlemaine has the goldfields and the brewery. Pick whichever you like; both versions claim the song, and the song has never settled.
There is a ruined Geraldine castle here that the village is named after, built on a bridge over the river in 1215 to mark the Earls of Desmond's southern boundary. It sat through a thirteen-month siege in 1598-1599, was sold off to George Carew, and was finished by Cromwell's lot in 1652. There is not much left to see. The harbour outside the village, on the other hand, is a Special Area of Conservation - Brent geese, oystercatchers, sanderlings, mudflats - and is doing better than the castle ever did.