Baile an Mhuilinn · Co. Kerry
A Godfrey estate town on the Maine, with one famous abbey and one famous bodhrán weekend.
Milltown is what it sounds like. A town with a mill, named for a mill, planned around a mill by the Godfrey family in the 1750s to put rents in their pocket. The mill is long gone but the bridge over the River Maine still carries the road, and the grid of streets behind it is still the grid Captain John Godfrey laid out. About 1,100 people, give or take. A long single street with the church at one end and the abbey ruins out a side road.
It is not a tourist village. It is a commuter village - Tralee twenty minutes north, Killarney twenty-five east, the Ring of Kerry coaches barrelling through on the N70 without stopping. The schools are full, the GAA pitch is busy, the bakery has been running five generations, and nobody is performing Irishness for anyone. That's the appeal, if you're the kind of traveller who likes that.
There are two reasons to stop. One is Killagha Abbey, the Augustinian ruin in a field a kilometre out the road, which used to be the richest abbey in Munster and now belongs to the cattle. The other is the World Bodhrán Championships every June bank holiday, when the village fills with goatskin drums and the pubs run sessions till closing. Otherwise, it's a half-hour and a sandwich on the way somewhere else. Which is fine. Not every village needs to be a destination.