Conga · Co. Mayo
They dug three kilometres of canal here. It never held a drop of water.
Cong sits on a narrow neck of land between Lough Mask to the north and Lough Corrib to the south - that is what Conga means: neck of land between waters. The village straddles the Mayo-Galway border. Most of it is Mayo. The river that runs under its stone bridges is less than a kilometre long, fed by springs rising through the limestone floor of the Corrib. Two hundred people live here. In high summer it is visited by rather more.
The thing most visitors come for is John Ford's 1952 film. The Quiet Man was shot largely on location in and around Cong in the summer of 1951 - Wayne, O'Hara, Barry Fitzgerald, a green-and-gold Mayo landscape in full Technicolor. Pat Cohan's bar, on the main street, was the pub set. It is still a bar, with the film stills up and the tourists filing through. The Quiet Man Cottage on the edge of the village is a small museum full of costumes and props. None of it is subtle. Much of it is genuinely enjoyable if you go in knowing what you're in for.
What is actually worth your time: walk to the abbey first. Cong Abbey was founded as an Augustinian house in 1135 by Turlough O'Connor, High King of Ireland, on the site of a much older monastic settlement. The Cross of Cong was made here around the same time - a processional cross of oak, covered in bronze and silver, studded with glass and crystal, with a rock crystal boss at its centre holding a relic of the True Cross. It went to the National Museum in Dublin in 1839 and has not come back. The ruins are compact, well kept, and almost always empty when the coach parties are at Pat Cohan's.
Then walk the Dry Canal. Three kilometres of intact Victorian canal infrastructure in a forest to the south of the village, dug in the 1840s as famine relief and never flooded because the limestone bed was too porous. It is one of the more quietly devastating things in Ireland - hundreds of men in a bad year, cutting through rock for a wage, for a canal the engineers already suspected wouldn't work. The thing is finished, complete, a proper canal, except for the water. Walk it in an hour and come back to the village knowing something.