Taxed by Rome in 1302
Rathregan church and graveyard
A mile or so from the village crossroads, the ruined medieval church and graveyard at Rathregan are the oldest things in the parish. A church here is listed in the ecclesiastical taxation of Pope Nicholas IV in 1302-06, and the rectory of Rathregan was among the possessions of the Augustinian priory at Newtown Trim until the priory was suppressed in 1540. The headstones in the graveyard run back to the 15th century, and the recorded monument is the anchor point of the local heritage trail. It is a quiet, overgrown, genuinely old place, with tales of Gaelic clans and Norman lords attached to it. Worth ten minutes if you are passing.
Open 1863, closed by 1963
The station that the road outlived
Batterstown had its own railway station on the Dublin to Navan line, opened on 1 July 1863. Passenger services were withdrawn in 1947, goods traffic limped on until 1961, and the station closed completely in 1963 - one of hundreds of small Irish country halts that the car and the bus quietly killed off in the mid-20th century. The line itself is long lifted here. In a village called 'the town of the road', it is a neat irony that the railway was the thing that did not last.
Caffrey's, and a guest list to be sceptical of
The 1640 pub
Caffrey's of Batterstown claims a founding date of 1640, which would make it one of the oldest pubs in the county, and a local legend that both the Duke of Wellington and Daniel O'Connell drank within its walls. Treat the precise dates and the famous-drinkers list with the same healthy distrust you would bring to any pub's own history. What is not in doubt is that it is the social centre of the village, a long-running family business, and the one place in Batterstown you would actually plan to stop.