Baile Chuisín · Co. Meath
A scattered Meath crossroads off the N2 with one good country pub, a ruined church in a field, and a national school that turned out two All-Ireland footballers and a future Taoiseach.
Cushinstown is not really a village in the church-pub-shop sense. It is a townland and a civil parish, a crossroads of about a hundred acres in the rolling country south of Slane, with a scattered farming community around it. The Cusack family, landowners here from the fifteenth century, gave it the name - the Annals of the Four Masters record it as Baile Cúisin in 1552. For most of its history the place ran entirely on agriculture, and largely still does.
Its quirk is administrative. Cushinstown, together with Roadmain and Curraghtown, belongs to the parish of Duleek - but it is not physically attached to the main parish at any point. It is an offshore island of Duleek territory dropped into the barony of Skreen, out near Kilmoon Cross and Garristown, closer to Ashbourne than to Duleek itself. You reach it on secondary roads from Ardcath, Curraha, Garristown, Duleek and Slane, with the dead-straight N2 Dublin-Slane road running past the eastern edge.
There is one pub, The Becks on the R152, long known as Dowlings, and it is the sort of country bar people drive out for. There is a ruined church in a field, Crossmacoole at Roadmain, the old parish church of Cushinstown, sitting in a graveyard whose oldest stones go back to the 1780s. And there is the school - Scoil Naomh Cianáin, teaching since 1841 - which is the reason most people have ever heard the name.
Because for a place this small, the school has an extraordinary roll of past pupils. The footballers Peter McDermott and, two generations later, John McDermott both came out of this parish. So, briefly, did a future Taoiseach: Charles Haughey was a pupil here in 1932 and 1933, when his family lived at Greenpark. Come for the pint and the quiet. Do not come expecting a town.