Maigh nEalta · Co. Meath
A planned village in Swiss dress, an Architectural Conservation Area, and the home of the steam threshing weekend that empties half of Meath into one field every August.
Moynalty is a planned village, and it looks it. James Farrell bought the lands in 1790 and his grandson John Arthur Farrell finished building the place in 1837, on a Swiss design, with the houses ranged neatly along one side of the street. Houses crept onto the river side after 1900, but the bones are the 1830s estate village, and they are intact enough that the whole thing is now an Architectural Conservation Area. The name is Maigh nEalta, the plain of the flocks.
It is small - around a hundred and sixteen people at the 2011 census - and it knows what it has. The street is tidy in the literal, competitive sense: Moynalty has taken a national Tidy Towns gold medal in Category A, was named Best Kept Town in all of Ireland in 2011, and won the overall national title in 2013. A village this size winning the whole thing is the kind of result that gets a plaque and a long memory.
For one Sunday a year none of the quiet applies. The Steam Threshing Festival, run since 1975, fills the place with vintage steam engines, threshing and flailing, hot forges, basket weavers, harness makers and a working museum, and pulls tens of thousands of people into a field on the edge of a village of a hundred. It started as a fundraiser for the church extension and turned into one of the longest-running agricultural heritage events in the country.
Outside that weekend, this is north Meath farming country, eight kilometres up the road from Kells and a short hop from the Cavan border. There is one pub, a shop, a post office. Come for the village itself, the festival if your timing is right, and Kells - the Book of Kells town, the round tower, the high crosses - twenty minutes down the R164.