1770, give or take
Alexander Hamilton's town
The Hamiltons came over from Scotland in the early 1600s — John Hamilton built Hamiltonsbawn, ten miles north, in 1619. A descendant, Alexander Hamilton of Tullygillan, looked at the empty Fews uplands a century and a half later and decided to plant a town. Around 1770 he laid out a square and a grid of streets and offered leases. Tenants came. A market was granted. The Irish name stuck simply: An Baile Úr — the New Town.
Iron Age earthwork
The Black Pig's Dyke
Stretches of bank-and-ditch run through the fields around south Armagh and on west into Monaghan and Cavan — a linear defence dated to roughly 200 BCE, traditionally called the Black Pig's Dyke. Excavations on the Dorsey, the great enclosure twenty minutes south, found triple lines of bank, ditch and timber palisade. The folk explanation has a sorcerer turning a schoolmaster into a black pig who rooted up the line. The archaeology is more prosaic and harder to disagree with.
Plantation in the hills
The Presbyterian half
Hamilton's tenants and their neighbours brought the Scots Presbyterian church up into the Fews. First Newtownhamilton, Second Newtownhamilton & Freeduff, Clarkesbridge — the meeting houses sit a few miles apart in the hills. The graveyards read like a list of Lowland surnames. South Armagh is famous as Catholic and nationalist, and it largely is; but the Fews has always been more mixed than the headlines, and the tombstones know.
Up on the edge of the village
The Troubles base
The British army and the RUC shared a fortified base on the north edge of the village through the Troubles. It was attacked repeatedly — mortars in 1979 (a soldier killed), rockets, gun attacks, a 200lb INLA car bomb in town that did £2 million of damage, a Real IRA car bomb on the rebuilt PSNI station years later. The base is gone. The site is being put back to ordinary use. The village does not particularly want to talk about any of it, and there's no reason it should.
Newtownhamilton Agricultural Show
The Show
An annual summer show — sheep, cattle, horses, vintage tractors, the usual classes for jam and sponge cake — run by the local society. It's the day the town fills up. If you're in south Armagh on Show day you go. If you're not, you wouldn't know it was on.