How a tower-house gets you sacked
Bishop Sely and the lady
John Sely was Bishop of Down from 1429 to 1443. He built the tower at Kilclief either just before he became bishop or just after, around 1413, which makes it the oldest dated tower-house in the county. He then proceeded to live in it with Lettice Whailey Savage, the wife of a local lord, which the church noticed. He was ejected from the bishopric in 1443. The tower remained. So, presumably, did Lettice.
A roof detail with a job
The murder hole
The two turrets on the front of the castle — the spiral-stair one to the south-east, the garderobe stack to the north-east — are joined at roof level by a tall machicolation arch. There is a drop-hole punched through it directly above the front door. The point was simple: if someone you did not invite reached the threshold, you dropped something heavy or hot on them from four storeys up. Many tower-houses in Lecale have machicolations. Kilclief's came first.
Church of wattle
Cill Cléithe
The Irish name means 'church of wattle' — a building of woven rods and daub, of the kind that stood here in the early Christian period long before there was any thought of a tower. The site was granted to the Benedictine Abbey of St Patrick of Down by Bishop Malachy III in 1183. The present small Church of Ireland church on the same site dates from 1839. Three churches deep, on the same plot, on the road to Ardglass.