Baile Sheáin · Co. Meath
A Navan commuter suburb that grew out of farmland in a decade - but the church on the hill keeps a 15th-century font most cathedrals would envy.
Johnstown is what happened to the southeast edge of Navan when the town doubled in size. For most of its history it was a townland in the civil parish of Athlumney, a scatter of farms on the east bank of the Boyne. Then, roughly between 2000 and 2008, the estates went up, and Johnstown became one of the biggest residential corners of the county town. It is honest to call it a suburb rather than a village now - houses, a shopping centre, two schools and a business park, three kilometres out from Navan on the R147.
Do not come expecting a thatched main street, because there isn't one. What there is, and what is genuinely worth the detour, sits in the Church of the Nativity of Our Lady on the hill. The church keeps the Apostle font - a twelve-sided limestone font carved in the late 15th century, the apostles and the Coronation of the Virgin set in ogee-headed niches, brought here from the old church at Kilcarn. It was good enough to be put on show at the Dublin Great Exhibition of 1853. Beside it stands an octagonal font from the manor chapel at Follistown, and a cloister pier from Bective Abbey is built into the east wall of the tower. For a suburban parish church, that is an extraordinary collection of medieval stone.
The other reason to slow down is the river. Athlumney, the old parish Johnstown belongs to, runs down to the Boyne, and Athlumney Castle stands on the east bank - a 15th-century tower house with a Tudor fortified house bolted on, burned in 1649 to keep it from Cromwell and, the story goes, burned again by its last lord after the Battle of the Boyne. The Boyne Valley proper opens out from here: Navan a few minutes north, Brú na Bóinne and the great passage tombs half an hour downstream.
Treat Johnstown as the quiet base, not the destination. The nightlife, the restaurants and the pubs are in Navan, three kilometres up the road. What Johnstown gives you is the font, the castle and the river - and a clear view of how modern Meath actually got built.