St Malachy's GAC, Kilcoo
Kilcoo's Gaelic football club is named for St Malachy and based at a modest pitch in a parish of around six hundred people. From around 2009 onwards it became the dominant club in Down football, racking up county senior titles at a rate no Down club had managed in living memory. The breakthrough at provincial level came in the Ulster Senior Club Football Championship and the breakthrough at national level came in February 2022, when Kilcoo became the first Down club ever to win the All-Ireland Senior Club Football Championship. They have continued to win Down titles since - including the 2025 final against Carryduff, 1-17 to 1-11, the second time they have beaten Carryduff in a county decider. The maths is hard to credit. The village does not have a town. It has, instead, a team.