Oileán Ciarraí · Co. Kerry
A market town stretched along one street, with a million-year-old cave out the road.
Castleisland sits on the N21 between Tralee and Limerick, doing the unglamorous work of being a market town. The main street is famously long - long enough that people round here call it the longest village in Ireland and only half mean it as a joke. The journalist Con Houlihan, who grew up here, summed it up better than anyone: not so much a town as a street between two fields. The traffic crawls. The shops keep their hours. Tuesday is for the mart and Friday is for everyone coming in to do the messages.
The 1226 castle that gave the town its name - Geoffrey de Marisco's fortification on the island in the river - was knocked about for four centuries and finished off in 1641. There's a stump of it still at the western end on the Killarney road, more outline than building. The bypass opened in 2010 and took the worst of the lorries off the street, which the town is quietly grateful for.
The reason a stranger stops is Crag Cave. Limestone, around a million years old, found in the modern sense in 1983 when a Welsh cave diver pushed through a flooded passage that had stopped everyone before him. The Geaney family, who farmed the field above it, opened 350 metres of it to the public and have been running tours ever since. The walk underground is short, sharp, and worth the diversion off the road to Tralee.
Don't come for a weekend. Come for an hour, or come on a Tuesday and stay for a coffee while the mart is on. Castleisland is the kind of town the country runs on, and it's more itself when it isn't trying to entertain you.