Neidín · Co. Kerry
A planned town in three streets, sat between two peninsulas and a Michelin Key.
Kenmare is a planned town. Sir William Petty - the surveyor who mapped Ireland for Cromwell and got paid in Kerry - laid it out in 1670 as three streets meeting at a triangle. Main Street up the slope, Henry Street and Shelbourne crossing it. You can walk the whole thing in fifteen minutes and you keep coming back to the same square.
What it does is sit between things. The Ring of Kerry comes in from the north and leaves to the west. The Ring of Beara comes in from the south and leaves over Cromwell's Bridge to the east. The N71 from Killarney drops down through the Caha tunnels and lands you at the top of the town. Most people pass through. The ones who stay tend to stay longer than they meant to.
The food reputation is real and earned. The Park Hotel has been doing five-star since 1897. Sheen Falls Lodge has two Michelin Keys. Mulcahy's, No.35, the Mews, and the Lime Tree all hold their own. There's a butcher up the road raising rare-breed pigs for the restaurants, a Wednesday market, a French bakery, and a coffee shop the locals will fight you over. Bring an appetite. Or come for a sandwich and feel left out.