Baile Briotáis · Co. Laois
A roadside village in north-east Laois where Owny MacRory O'More cut the feathers off the Earl of Essex's army in 1599. The motorway took the traffic; the story stayed.
Ballybrittas - Baile Briotáis, the town of the palisade - is a small village in the north-east corner of Laois, in the old parish of Lea and the barony of Portnahinch. In 1837 a topographer counted about thirty neatly built houses and called it pleasing. The 2016 census counted 388 people. It has never been more than a roadside place, and it does not pretend otherwise.
The thing that happened here happened in 1599. The Earl of Essex was marching south to relieve the English garrison at Maryborough, and his route took him through the narrow pass at Cashel beside the village. Owny MacRory O'More was waiting. His men hit the column for two hours, and when it was over the road was strewn with the high coloured plumes the English wore on their helmets. The Irish called it Bearna na gCleití, the Pass of the Plumes, and the name has outlived almost everything else about the village.
The other ghost is a castle. The O'Dempseys, Lords of Clanmalire, held a castle near here - the great Norman tower at Lea, on the Barrow towards Portarlington, passed in and out of their hands before Cromwell's men wrecked it in 1650. The ruin still stands four kilometres east of Portarlington and is worth the detour for anyone who likes their history roofless.
Do not come to Ballybrittas for the village. Come for the story, a pint, and the country around it. The motorway means you can be standing on the old battle road within the hour from Dublin and never know the village was once the thing that slowed an army down.