Conaithe · Co. Cork
A five-storey Desmond tower house on a limestone bluff, a quiet bend of the Bride, and the East Cork village where Angela Lansbury once kept a farm.
Conna is a small village in East Cork, set on the River Bride where it cuts through farming country between Fermoy and the Waterford line. The Bride is a tributary of the Blackwater, and the whole valley is quiet, green and given over to dairy. Six hundred-odd people live here. There is a shop, a post office, a couple of pubs, a Catholic church from around 1820, a Church of Ireland chapel, and a national school with about 160 children. That is the working village, and it is enough to keep itself going.
The reason you stop is the castle. Conna Castle is a five-storey tower house built around 1560 for Sir Thomas Ruadh FitzGerald, perched on a steep limestone bluff right over the river. It is the kind of late-medieval structure that actually stands - vaulted first floor, ogee windows on the upper storeys, mural chambers and a garderobe cut into the wall. You cannot go inside; it is an unguided State site and access is external only. But the rock it sits on, and the drop to the Bride below, make the point on their own.
Beyond the castle and the river, Conna offers what it is. There is no restaurant of note, no hotel. Fermoy is about fifteen minutes north for a bed, a meal or a train of thought; Tallow is six miles east across the county line in Waterford; Youghal is south at the river mouth. Conna is a place you route through, look up at, and route on from. Treat it that way and it rewards you. Treat it as a destination with a day's worth of amenities and it will let you down, because it never promised that.