Dún Pádraig · Co. Down
The county town that gave the county its name. Patrick may or may not be under the slab.
Downpatrick is a working market town built around a hill, an old gaol, and a long argument about where Saint Patrick is buried. The hill carries Down Cathedral - the Cathedral Church of the Holy and Undivided Trinity - and the slab in the graveyard that says PATRIC. Armagh has a counter-claim. Glastonbury has a counter-claim. The slab itself was put down in 1900 because Victorian pilgrims were carting the soil away. None of that is in the brochure. All of it is what makes the place interesting.
The town gives the county its name. Dún Pádraig - Patrick's fort - sits on a drumlin above the Quoile floodplain, and the floodplain still floods, and the streets still climb. The county museum is in the 18th-century gaol on English Street. Denvir's, the inn at the bottom of the same street, has been pouring since 1642. Inch Abbey sits across the river - Cistercians from 1180, Robb Stark's camp at Riverrun for the Game of Thrones lot, take your pick. The Saint Patrick Centre below the cathedral does the official version of the Patrick story, voiced by Ciarán Hinds, refreshed in 2023.
Don't expect a polished cathedral city. The Cathedral is small. The town is honest. The food is fine rather than famous. The point is to walk English Street from the gaol to the hill, take in the slab and the view down to Strangford Lough, drop back down to Denvir's for a pint, and then drive ten minutes to Saul, where Patrick is supposed to have built his first church in a barn in 432. Two thousand years of contested story in one afternoon. That's the trip.