Cairlinn · Co. Louth
A Norman town on a fjord, looking across at the Mournes.
Carlingford is a Norman fishing town on a fjord, an hour from Dublin, looking across the water at Northern Ireland. The Mourne Mountains start where the lough ends. The Cooley Mountains rise behind the town. Between the two ranges, a tight grid of medieval lanes that the centuries somehow forgot to demolish.
It was rich once - five royal charters between 1326 and 1619, a port that traded with England and France, oysters that turned up on London menus. Then the Scots burned it in 1388, the herring left in the 1700s, the railway came and went, and the place quietly preserved itself by being broke for two hundred years. The result is the most complete medieval streetscape on the island.
Don't come for a checklist. Come for a long walk on the Greenway with the Mournes on your right shoulder, a plate of Carlingford Lough oysters that were in the water this morning, a pint in PJ O'Hare's where someone will eventually try to sell you the leprechaun story, and a wander up the lanes after dark when the castle is lit and there's nobody about. Two nights minimum. The day-trippers leave at five.