The Castlebar Races
In 1798, General Jean-Joseph Humbert landed near Killala with just nine hundred French troops, intent on supporting an Irish rebellion. The British garrison at Castlebar, outnumbering him three to one, panicked and fled. They ran so fast and so disorganized that Dublin papers called it the Castlebar Races - a joke at the expense of infantry that had forgotten how to hold a line. Humbert held Castlebar for a few weeks, was eventually driven south and captured, but the French landing and its tiny moment of Irish military success stuck in the memory. The town is still living in that day - not in a kitsch way, but as local knowledge, something told at the bar.