Baile na gCailleach · Co. Westmeath
A Lough Lene crossroads, seven kilometres from one of Ireland's strangest monastic ruins.
Collinstown is the service village for somewhere stranger than itself. Fore - the proper village, seven kilometres east in its bowl of bog and limestone - is where the monks were and the wonders are. Collinstown is where the people who tend Fore live, drink and post their letters from. The Irish name, Baile na gCailleach, means "town of the veiled women" or "town of the hags" - a convent stood on an island in Lough Lene a long time ago, and the village kept the name when the convent went.
The lake is the other reason to come. Lough Lene sits on the northern edge of the village, fed by springs, and was one of the first freshwater swims in Ireland to fly a Blue Flag. The locals call the swimming spot "the Cut". On a still evening you can see why monks chose to live on its islands - the water goes glass-flat and the hills around hold the light for an hour after the sun has gone.
Bring the day. Drive in, walk Fore in the morning with a sandwich, swim Lough Lene in the afternoon, eat in the village, and drive home. Or stay nearby in Castlepollard or Multyfarnham and treat Collinstown as the lunch stop. There are no hotels in the village. There is no need for one. Two pubs, a lake and one of the country's older ruins is the whole offer, and on the right Saturday it is plenty.